Hello everybody! Nice to meet you!

I'm Marta, 17 years old.
I don't even know what my blog is about right now. Like some anime, games, cartoons, lesbians(but dont tell my mum) and all the stuff that i find funny.

If you want, ask me anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Laverne Cox stanning for Beyoncé at the VMAs

(Source: beyonseh, via queenmargery)

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Me:my anaconda don't
Me:my anaconda don't
Me:my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow
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pachurz:

triijunk:

dorkly:

The Most Dangerous Gamer

I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages

THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.

(via middleearthotaku)

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

(Source: ratak-monodosico, via lunarjumper)

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theclockworkkid:

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall 

theclockworkkid:

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall 

(via the-pietriarchy)

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There’s gonna be tetris music in just dance 2015

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

jaythenerdkid:

blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

catholicveganmystic:

sehvn:

carried the shit outta u son

What is this from please? I googled it but found nothing.

it’s from a korean movie called love fiction and the actress is Gong Hyo Jin

reblog for WoC excellence

she just vaporized him

(Source: dramyun, via fairy-with-tail)

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pinkvelourtracksuit:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(via fairy-with-tail)

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justdippinsaucethings:

kibbi:

Hands/Feet References by *Kibbitzer

I hope this will help you! (more stuff here)

I NEEDED THIS

(via fairy-with-tail)

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soreto-you-wanna-be-my-doctor:

inner-sakura:

remember:

no matter how much you don’t care, the naruto animators will always care slightly less 

image

image

step aside naruto, quality comin thru

(via hotaru5)

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from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

(Source: transascendant, via fairy-with-tail)

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.
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