Hello everybody! Nice to meet you!

I'm Marta, 17 years old.
I don't even know what my blog is about right now. Like some anime, games, cartoons, lesbians(but dont tell my mum) and all the stuff that i find funny.

†HALLOWEEN IS HERE†

If you want, ask me anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

societyswhoree:

evanj2014:

flyfella:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

bet the football teams have new equiptment though

Whoop there it is

Smh

societyswhoree:

evanj2014:

flyfella:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

bet the football teams have new equiptment though

Whoop there it is

Smh

(via middleearthotaku)

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pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

(via middleearthotaku)

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deanandaidan:

lifeofawannabehobbit:

So someone I know does woodwork in his spare time… and he showed me this yesterday:

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It’s a map of Middle Earth. That he carved onto a table. Himself. In 60-ish hours (or, as he initially put it, “3 Harry Potter audiobooks”)

Just look at the detail…

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And the effort that went into this.

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Nerd level: Master and Commander.

THIS IS AMAZING

(Source: captain-ameriadoc-brandybucky, via middleearthotaku)

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writeworld:

sp00kyjames:

sliceofbri:

THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS

THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL

NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST

REMEMBER TIP TOP OK:

Make a paragraph every time that any of these things change!

Ti me

lace

To pic

erson

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(Source: sliceofspoopy, via middleearthotaku)

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noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

(via middleearthotaku)

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driscolldriscollrockandroll:

hooray for the ladies

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who are using their fame

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to get shit done

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(not intended to be a complete list)

(via middleearthotaku)

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ivorytowermind:

roachpatrol:

quintobatchh:

strawberrypatty:

itseasytoremember:

bludgertothehead:

marauderdream:

this week on tumblr: everyone realizes how much of a badass neville was all along 

and maybe finally realizing that Snape was a complete asshole not a misunderstood man

Neville Longbottom: He woulda done it in 4 books

Also pointing out: Snape was an asshole to Neville because of his obsession with Lilly. He was pissed off Voldemort chose Harry rather than Neville.
Snape tortured two young boys because of an obsession with a dead, married woman.

Also: a dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive

A dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive because he went from being a supportive friend to a vicious asshole who joined a terrorist organization dedicated to eradicating her and she got fed the fuck up with his shit

#later he redeemed himselfy by#um#well#uh#hmm

ivorytowermind:

roachpatrol:

quintobatchh:

strawberrypatty:

itseasytoremember:

bludgertothehead:

marauderdream:

this week on tumblr: everyone realizes how much of a badass neville was all along 

and maybe finally realizing that Snape was a complete asshole not a misunderstood man

Neville Longbottom: He woulda done it in 4 books

Also pointing out: Snape was an asshole to Neville because of his obsession with Lilly. He was pissed off Voldemort chose Harry rather than Neville.

Snape tortured two young boys because of an obsession with a dead, married woman.

Also: a dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive

A dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive because he went from being a supportive friend to a vicious asshole who joined a terrorist organization dedicated to eradicating her and she got fed the fuck up with his shit

#later he redeemed himselfy by#um#well#uh#hmm

(via middleearthotaku)

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Alexandra Elle, Words from a Wanderer  (via jackieetran)

(Source: mourningmelody, via middleearthotaku)

I’ve been hurt so bad and I still love so hard. I admire my heart for that.
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if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

(via middleearthotaku)

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me:whats your opinion on tampons
little brother:they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me:then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother:why
me:for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother:well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me:that is a fantastic point
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jtotheizzoe:

The environmental impact of oysters, in one photo
The water in both tanks came from the same source. The one on the right has bivalves. Not only do oysters naturally filter the waters in which they live, they can even protect humans from destructive hurricanes. For more, read about New York’s efforts to bring back oyster populations in the once-toxic Hudson River.
Delicious AND helpful. Who knew?
(photo via Steve Vilnit on Twitter)

jtotheizzoe:

The environmental impact of oysters, in one photo

The water in both tanks came from the same source. The one on the right has bivalves. Not only do oysters naturally filter the waters in which they live, they can even protect humans from destructive hurricanes. For more, read about New York’s efforts to bring back oyster populations in the once-toxic Hudson River.

Delicious AND helpful. Who knew?

(photo via Steve Vilnit on Twitter)

(via sixpenceee)

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http://hotaru5.tumblr.com/post/100590117357/hotaru5-so-if-life-on-earth-actually-was →

hotaru5:

so if life on earth actually was created here on earth (e.g. in the ocean), then it could happen again at any time, right? we are carbon based organisms, but couldn’t there be life forms based of other elements be formed right now? or they could alredy exist at the bottom of the…

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nigiris:

i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”

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 thank

(via the-pietriarchy)

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bmo-the-communist:

furukimono:

don’t tag things like :

  • trigger///
  • trigger2525
  • tw: trigger
  • tw trigger
  • trigger——

tag things like:

  • trigger /
  • trigger 4
  • trigger tw
  • trigger -

the thing you’re tagging must be the first thing in the tags and there must be a space after it
none of the proper tags above will be bookmarked on your blog
excess numbers and slashes will slow down xkit

fuck, been doing it wrong

(Source: lifting, via hotaru5)

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