Hello everybody! Nice to meet you! :D

I'm Marta, already 16 years old.
I'm kinda obsessed about 'orange is the new black' right now.

If you want, ask me anything c:

Bubbline &Vausman 4eva!

christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

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croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

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freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

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tardis-mind-palace:

The three stages of doing homework

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superchalmers:

fanfictionaddict13:

cyclopette:

superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

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actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs

no it was to be more pharohdynamic 

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wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

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randomgeeknamedbrent:

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

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current mood: the bartender from durarara

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current mood: the bartender from never gonna give you up
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clubpenguln:

Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock

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jetgreguar:

still my favorite fucking thing

jetgreguar:

still my favorite fucking thing

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shellsherlocked:

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ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Why aren’t cry rooms still a thing?

all i could think about while reading the second one was benedict cumberbatch benedict cumberbatch benedict cumberbatch

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gleeksunited-infinity:

zieglerandlukasiak:

brookiemariehyland:

Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen

"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"

"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"

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sherrocked:

awesomeness2471998:

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

'Murica

Actually my father is Palestinian.

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lameborghini:

ever since school started there hasnt been 1 day when i havent been tired

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