If I come off as thirsty to you, it’s because I literally am the thirstiest person ever. I have this condition where I can never take in enough fluids so I’m constantly dehydrated and I have to drink every 15 minutes. What, you thought I was talking about something else?? SHOCKED. I AM SHOCKED. OFFENDED.
I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.
Amazingly, not The Onion:
“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”
I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION
I wish I could say I can’t believe men would say such dumb shit.
Literally, go fuck yourselves. Bye.
this isn’t a fucking satirical article and I’m freaking out???
With the title and photo for the article I swear to god I thought it was The Onion or some other satirical news site like what in the actual fuck is this
And thank you, Mr. Moseby. For taking care of me all these years.
the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced
He was the father figure in her life because her dad was never around. I’m crying